Occasionally in literature the difficulty of having sexual intercourse with amermaid is discussed. Although mermaids are commonly depicted as beautiful, variably nude, and enticing, a man attempting to have sex with one would be thwarted by the typical portrayal of the creature: a fish from the waist down, with no vagina.
A few minutes went by where underlines weren’t showing up in links on the dashboard. And just look, you brilliant things immediately started roleplaying the situation. We give you lemons, and you make lemonade, a lemon meringue pie, and an essay about what it means to be a lemon.
Anyway, all fixed now. Have a lovely weekend!
I can’t underscore enough how great you all are.
I see my role much like a small-town praire banker in the 1880’s. My job is to project an aura of calm, solvency, and permanence in an industry where none of those adjectives applies
Sometimes a diminutive lengthens the original word: e.g., “hottie” to denote a sexually appealing (or “hot”) young man or woman.
SO I JUST MET SOMEONE WHO WORKS AT TUMBLR ??
omg. I’m on vacation in Massachusetts (I live in NY) and I see a guy eating in the same place I am with a tumblr shirt on. And I’m like omg totally cool. So my sister says hi and asks his url and he’s like oh I have a few I work there
So I’m like ?!!?!!!?
And he starts saying like yeah we used to have dogs around but someone was allergic so they aren’t allowed oh well. (Apparently everyone hates Janet sorry Janet.)
If the guy sees this then sorry for disrupting your meal and thanks for making my day!!
The lesson? If you see a staff member, say hi. We don’t bite, usually.
Everyone procrastinates sometimes.